Thursday, May 20, 2010

Gabe Quotes





A sampling of our daily humor from Gabe

After pouring dirt all over the floor:
Gabe: "But Mom, it my job to make a mess right?"
Mom: "No, but it's your job to clean up the messes you make."
Gabe: "You kidding me Mom? No way. You gotta be kidding me."

Chelsea made Gabe a crown that said "I'm a big brother" when Nico was born.
Gabe's response was "Oh, I'm a princess!"

Mom: "No hitting Gabe."
Gabe: "But Mom, I a bad guy!"

We are in the throes of potty training and one day when he pooped in the toilet I told him we could go on a walk and get a treat. He was very excited and said "First I have to do my dance mom. Don't come over here while I do it. It dangerous." When he finished his dangerous dance we went for a walk. To everyone who we encountered on the walk he said "Hey! I pooped! I going to the store to get a treat!" I think our neighborhood was thoroughly entertained. Several people laughed out loud. Mind you, most of these people were strangers.